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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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shiggity-shwah:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

Only in New Zealand!

shiggity-shwah:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

Only in New Zealand!

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improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

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the best part about interviews with both will and jaden smith is when jaden starts trying to explain something and his dad just makes fun of him off to the side…

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ichigo-grrrl:

lieinyourownskin:

risu-of-anterra:

catladysoul:

how the fuck do cats even work

look at that smug fucker

Cats don’t live by mortal laws

It’s front paws 💕

ichigo-grrrl:

lieinyourownskin:

risu-of-anterra:

catladysoul:

how the fuck do cats even work

look at that smug fucker

Cats don’t live by mortal laws

It’s front paws 💕

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Aubrey Plaza’s acceptance speech at Young Hollywood Awards 2012 (x)

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crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

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pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

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